Michelle Obama - they don't call her Mooch-elle for nothing.

- Howie Carr

Barack Obama is like the old joke about boats. The two best days of owning a boat are the day you buy it and the day you sell it.

- Howie Carr

Joe Biden was first elected to the Senate in 1972 at age 30. Somewhere around 1992, he should have had to go out and get a real job.

- Howie Carr

After all these years, it's still amazing what Obama is allowed to get away with. He says low gas prices in 2009 were caused by a terrible economy, but then claims that the lower number of illegal aliens crossing the border is because of his border policies, not the same lousy economy.

- Howie Carr

But the indisputable fact is, a huge percentage of Obama's voters are basically wards of the state. There are millions of them, and they have no intention of voting for anyone who might want them to ever go out and work for a living - 'no matter what.'

- Howie Carr

Scott Brown may be the last Republican to win a statewide fight in Massachusetts for a very long time. He caught the machine flat-footed in January 2010 when he out-hustled Martha Coakley and stole the Senate seat Ted Kennedy held all those years. And since then, the Democrats haven't lost a single statewide fight.

- Howie Carr

Anyone who doesn't think the welfare-industrial complex is trying to increase dependency isn't paying attention.

- Howie Carr

Has there ever been anybody, real or fictional, whiter than Betty Crocker?

- Howie Carr

Reporters used to be blue-collar; at the Globe now, it's practically required that you have a trust fund.

- Howie Carr

You know the green grifters have no argument when they start raising the 'no blood for oil' cry on the blogs. Excuse me, if Obama's make-sure-your-tires-are-properly-inflated administration would simply allow more energy production here in the U.S., that wouldn't be a problem very long, would it?

- Howie Carr