When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York.

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I do not think that marriage is one of my talents. I've been much happier unmarried than married.

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Money isn't everything. Do you get married because of money? Do you have kids because of money?

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When there's a war, people get married.

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'Married with Children' was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny.

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You can't be a Red if you're married to a civil servant.

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One of the things you learn when you get married is how you need to always work on continuing to make it better.

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I married an archaeologist because the older I grow, the more he appreciates me.

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I ran straight through the boundaries a married couple should live by.

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Nobody has ever denied that when it comes to his trade - gigolo - John Forbes Kerry is one of the all-time greats. He's in the Gigolo Hall of Fame. See, a really good gigolo might snag one heiress in a lifetime with a nine-figure trust fund. Kerry has married two. When it comes to gigolos, he's Steve Jobs.

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